Showing posts with label sarcasm. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sarcasm. Show all posts

Friday, November 6, 2015

Intolerance and Sarcasm

India is behaving like a rebel teenage girl who can't and won't take criticism from anybody. What is more proof of our rising intolerance that even comments from globally loved icons like SRK, Salman Khan can get us red in the face, and sadly, not from shame. And really, do the literary laureates returning their honours affect us at all? Who cares if they are protesting against rising intolerance in India - 90% or more of us had hardly even heard about them in the first place.

Moreover, aren't we tolerating so many things already? Rising prices of onions and toor dal, the dangerous levels of pollution, the overflowing population, half of newspapers covered with advertisements, the neighbourhood aunty dumping her garbage from her balcony onto the street, not just dogs - even strange men peeing at every wall, pillar, open gutter or car tyre. Isn't our patience tested enough? God knows we have done SO much against these! Haven't we? Or have we?

Plus, we aren't as intolerant as we are made out to be. Don't we allow all the rapes happening every day - every minute? We are very tolerant of that! As long as it doesn't happen in the family. I guess, we will tolerate it even then. Who'll go through all the pain of dealing with India's judiciary system. The chosen few victims get a candle march, a peaceful gathering at India Gate (which eventually turns violent complete with lathi charge and water cannons and tear gas and the works), petitions and open letters make it to the headlines, pump our emotions and then the wave passes with time as the headlines become overshadowed by the ludicrous temptation of the latest Snapdeal mega sale!

No, we aren't THAT intolerant. Don't we tolerate the acidic fumes rising from our revered Yamuna ji? Or the floating bloated carcasses of cattle, garlands, diya, matkas, flowers and plastic and more plastic having a leisurely swim in Ganga Maiyya? In fact, not just tolerate - we even help in ensuring that these motherly rivers stay the same way - if not get worse.

Wonder what all the hullaboo is about rising intolerance... 

Actually, all those who roll up their sleeves, widen their eyes and start spewing choice insults at every comment which can be remotely connected to religion, Pakistan, and now - the latest fad - beef!, are basically just bored people who are ever on the look out for something to play with. And they happen to have that special power which attracts the fourth pillar of our democracy - the know all, tell little - media.

And there is nothing  bad about being short tempered, right? Even if they might just enjoy a beef jerky or a scrumptious beef burger in the quiet privacy of their homes, with their mouth still full of their respected mother - the holy cow - they will point their greasy fingers at people, outside whose little jhuggis they throw the bones of their meal.

It is indeed shameful how India is partially intolerant. How we choose to turn a blind eye to heinous crimes but don't hesitate to raise our voices against every petty issue. Are we so dimwitted that we keep hanging out our tongues and wagging our tails when we listen someone talk about 'Acche Din' and get to know details of the food prepared for dignitaries when they fulfill their childhood wish of desh duniya darshan? Can we really, a nation of 120 crores, keep silent at the hiatus created by a handful of hooligans who believe they can splatter grease/ ink, throw their show at or open the gutter of their mouth at anyone who has an opinion to share? Maybe it is time we remove the tag of democracy from India's shrinking list of adjectives.

An ashamed, highly tolerant, Indian.

Thursday, March 27, 2014

You won't understand

Rantings of an annoyed girl who just doesn't understand!

How many times have you been subjected to these words? I guess it became quite the trend after Rahul told Anjali, "Tum nahi samjhogi Anjali, kuch kuch hota hai". Well, I don't know about you, but I find myself rather annoyed when I am told off with a 'you won't understand'. If I have brought it on myself by butting in uninvited where I shouldn't, I control the urge to roll my eyes and keep a smile plastered to my face and do the world famous Indian head bobble. But, if I was invited into a conversation and then told that I won't understand, it really pisses me off. Why does it piss me off? Read on: 

1. So I was wondering why people say it anyway, despite dragging someone into a conversation. I mean, why even start this subject with them if you don't think them mentally able enough to 'understand'? And why would anyone like it if it is implied in a rather unsubtle tone that they are incapable of the emotional, cultural, physical, mental, supernatural or whatever understanding! So don't blame me if you don't understand why I rolled my eyes and took off while you were still blabbering with a smirk on my face.

2. I get it. Your situation is so unique that no one in the Milky Way galaxy has been through what you are facing right now! Which might be what, job issues? Boyfriend trouble? Weight problem? Career choices? Arranged marriage? Love marriage? UFO sighting? I mean, c'mon! Either don't tell me stuff if you think that it's not my cup of tea or give me some credit for bearing your rantings and 'ooh'ing and 'aah'ing at the right places, even if I have never burnt my face while taking steam for a blocked nose or never faced the dilemma of choosing the right cream for your complicated skin type.

3. Of course it is my fault when I begin really sympathising and start giving you suggestions to help your 'situation'. And just when I am trying to sort it out with you, you hit me with the classic: You won't understand. *Grrr*! Why? Because it was not suggestions what you were looking for? Because all you needed was a shoulder to cry on a shirt to wipe your nose on? And because I actually felt sorry for you and tried to help, you told me off with a 'you won't understand'? Of course it is my bad. Should I apologise for not being able to 'understand' and trying to help instead? *Sarcasm*

4. You are not my teacher or parent. I have not sought your help to teach me how the world works. So, please don't try to patronise me and that too, after boring me with your oh - so - different sob story. Because not only might I not understand, but guess what, I might neither give a damn. 

The bottom line is, nobody likes to hear that they won't understand. It is rather demeaning if you ask me, spoken in whichever tone. And never ever ever say it if you expect that person to listen you out, help you or in the long term - take you seriously.

Actually, why am I giving you so much gyaan. You have never been in my situation. You won't understand.

P.S.: Now you know how it feels? :P